when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
Get the looming the poonmug. The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.
Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.
by JanitorFromShlubs January 23, 2016
Get the poon manuremug. by Muncho huncho November 9, 2021
Get the yamming poonmug. Steve and the guys: Fine "Poon Walker" right there.(yells out loud towards a girl near)
Sabrina: what's a poon walker?
Steve: nice, poon.
Sabrina: what's a poon walker?
Steve: nice, poon.
by anonymous_Wolfe January 23, 2022
Get the Poon Walkermug. Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.
Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!
Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.
Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 3, 2019
Get the Porcu-poonmug. Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."
by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011
Get the Poon Pushermug. A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.
by LuckyDucky November 11, 2008
Get the poopy poonmug.