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stole the rooster's pants 

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.
Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

Jizzed in my pants 

what happens to men when they discover bruce willis is dead at the end of sixth sense.
when i bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense i.. JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
Captain Tight Pants by Neroli April 21, 2008

White Pants 

White pants are a sign of surrender, much like a white flag. A person wearing white pants is signaling to everyone that they are surrendering their butt, for anal plundering and exploration.
She wore white pants for the first time to signal to her bf she was anally surrendering to him.
White Pants by Blackest Dragon April 22, 2015

pecker pants 

Pecker pants are track pants that are worn pulled up high so they are floods, then showing the guys cock flopping around and he walks
Hey Dad, I see your wearing your pecker pants today
pecker pants by dj stussy June 11, 2006

Rape pants 

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.
Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.