Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?
by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024
Get the Pole Climbermug. by E snow23 January 18, 2023
Get the grease the polemug. 
noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"
by maxaine August 5, 2025
Get the pole grabbermug. A gay male who breaks into yodeling in the middle of a blowjob, presumably to enhance entertainment value. Similar to a pole smoker, but with alpine-style musical enhancements.
"I was getting a knob job at the bathhouse the other night, and halfway through, the dude started yodeling!"
"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."
"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."
by Ghostnote August 8, 2018
Get the Pole Yodelermug. Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.
by NigelM November 30, 2018
Get the sucker polemug. When your dick is so small your in biology class in hopes of stealing a microscope to help you masturbate.
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 15, 2020
Get the No-pole-anmug.