Dead Salad

A quiet shift. Used in catering/hospitality.

Zak asked "how's it been, busy?"
"No mate, dead salad" Hannah replied.

by HF85 September 23, 2021

Dead Lobster

A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.

A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.

Man, that bitch was a dead lobster!

by robstercraw January 15, 2010

double dead

When you kill someone because they died.

"If you die I'm gonna kill you"
"But I'll already be dead"
"Yea, you'll be double dead"

by Rogers.alias June 4, 2018

facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.

Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!

by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012

dead youtuber

sauce pan

yea sauce pan hasn't uploaded in over a year... not epic! she's a dead youtuber

by saucepanfan42069 August 16, 2022

The Dead Lights

3 floating nightlights that make you do what the creepy clown says.
don not buy.

person - did you know that pennywises true form is a spider.
Me - no thats wrong his true form is the dead lights.

by Omanis December 14, 2019

dead school

The past, with negative associations. Products, styles, ideas, whatever it is that's pointless and from previous generations.

He still doesn't know how to rip his music; he jogs around with a dead school CD player and headphones from the nineties.

by chokingplanet February 17, 2009