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Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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Office Pie

The hottest guy/girl in the office that everyone wants a piece of.
"Dude, you see that new girl Michelle that just started today? She's so hot, she's definitely the new office pie."
by BlueSwag February 4, 2017
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Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse
Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day
by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021
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OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 23, 2019
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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.
I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
by zog! November 26, 2021
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