shitting me

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)
Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!
by poemsbypam December 28, 2011
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shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
by aardvarks September 14, 2007
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Shit's Creek

To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
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Shit

A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.
Fuck that was the biggest shit i've ever taken.
by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 06, 2008
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shit

A shorter writing of the name ''John Schitt''
by Archyyyy January 03, 2008
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shit

my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin

the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out

the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items

the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum
by redninja141 December 30, 2009
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shit

slang, noun.
Term anti-tweekers use to refer to meth
by bobles December 31, 2007
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