A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.
by khada October 22, 2020
Get the Halfing Moment mug.It's not a full nut, it's not a no nut. But instead... Its a half nutt. You whack off your mans semi decently and instead of cumming full on or not at all, it's a weak amount of nut. A half nutt.
Dude: Why doesn't your man cum properly?
Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.
Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.
by Mysterious Frying Pan July 17, 2019
Get the half-nutt mug.3 and a half grammes.. Also known as an eighth, a half-score, a halfdig, a tenner bit as well as other slang terms.. Usually refers to cannabis..
"My m8 just got in touch and asked for a half-dod"
A half-dod is exactly half of a fulldod (see dictionary)
A half-dod is exactly half of a fulldod (see dictionary)
by Andrew Rick Francis January 16, 2014
Get the Half-dod mug.1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over
by Halfsandwichlover May 19, 2017
Get the half sandwich mug.A very long time or long distance.
by Tarwen March 21, 2019
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Get the half v mug.When a financial realm is presented as having great value to an unknowing individual but at the same time feels seems like a scam and does not live up to its hype. Usually presented by an online educator with a financial incentive to provide secret knowledge about how to profit from Bitcoin, Crypto, NFT, Trading Guru's, or Self Help Gurus.
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