Naked Sunday

The most fun you’re gonna have with no clothes on.

“It’s naked Sunday, invite the girls over”

by stickymicrowave September 20, 2025

Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.

“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord”

by Mole Rat supreme December 7, 2021

Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.

“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”

by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025

naked freeze tag

World Renowned Fashion Designer
Know as @nakedfreezetag

Did you see the new pieces naked freeze tag jus handed crafted ?

by hdhdhfhdududjf February 16, 2023

National be butt booty naked day

National be butt booty naked day is on September 23rd where everyone is butt booty naked

Person 1: "yo, today is National be butt booty naked day"
Person 2: "Oh shit, Already?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah"

by 00phamthon September 22, 2025

Naked in the rain

Feeling the rain on your body while being fully nude.

Let's get naked in the rain.

by Legg-man_okc September 6, 2019

Naked

A person or persons with no clothes on. In their birthday suit. Can also be an item/inattiment object like a parade float with no covering, just bare structure

That girl/boy is naked, put some clothes on

by Ramin99 September 22, 2018