A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 4, 2015
Get the Half a tard mug.It's not a full nut, it's not a no nut. But instead... Its a half nutt. You whack off your mans semi decently and instead of cumming full on or not at all, it's a weak amount of nut. A half nutt.
Dude: Why doesn't your man cum properly?
Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.
Woman: He does... He just prefers to half-nutt more often than none.
by Mysterious Frying Pan July 17, 2019
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Get the half-grandpibling mug.A very long time or long distance.
by Tarwen March 21, 2019
Get the Dick-and-a-half mug."Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"
by Incest retard March 6, 2019
Get the Half Incest mug.A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.
Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019
Get the Half-Baked mug.the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head
skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.
by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018
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