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Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 4, 2015
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half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head
skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.
by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018
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Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you
"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"
by Incest retard March 6, 2019
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Half-Baked

A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.
Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
by The Two Headed Dog March 15, 2019
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robert half

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.
by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019
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Half neilson

When someone has a half boner
She was hot, but she only gave me a half Neilson
by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018
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half-like

half-like: noun:

1) A person you like enough to date or have a fling with, but only in the absence of any better prospects.

2) Someone you're somewhat attracted to physically, but find a bit annoying and therefore lack in long term dating potential.

3) Someone who you date out of boredom.

4) Someone with whom you would rather have a fling with than masturbate.
I’m going to ask this tinder girl to Netflix and chill tonight. She’s ok I guess, only a half-like.
by Philly89 January 29, 2019
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