Noah 

A Noah is a homophobic, very pro-life, over religious person who even when proven wrong, says they're right.

He's a Noah, that's why.

Noah by Cori0219 March 29, 2022

Noah 

Absolute degenerate that most likely has an addiction to FNaF, Genshin Impact and League of Legends, or a 6 foot 8 unit who lives at the gym.

1: Did you hear what Noah did?
2: Did he stay up all night writing an essay on why Genshin fans shouldn't be criticised?

Noah by Bruhthebruh March 30, 2022

Noah 

He is the best person you will ever meet

Person A: Did you meet Noah?
Person B: No, ah didn't!
Person A: You're such an idiot.

Noah by exampleofperson'sname March 30, 2022

Noah 

Noah has friends not like Sean than Sean and Noah also gets men

“Noah you got more friends than Sean.”

Noah by Cheesyweiny April 1, 2022

Noah 

sexy beast bro fr fr

noah is a sexy beast

Noah by osamabinbarrack April 3, 2022

noah 

noah is so hot and his dick can reach the moon when its hard

noah so cool

noah by izaak mackey April 6, 2022

Noah 

Biggest cock sucker you've ever known.
They're always trying to suck on someone's dick, no matter who.
They just cant stop sucking dicks.
They actually opened the jar containing Rasputin's 9inch flacid penis and sucked on it for 4 straight days

Jerry: "Yeah man, I think Tom is a total Noah, he wont stop trying to suck my dick"
Benjamin: "Oh shit here comes Tom! I'm gonna hide before he sucks my penis again"

Noah by bakeddeepfriedbeans April 7, 2022