Ninja Smoke

To fart into your hand and hold it there. Then take the hand of fart air and throw it at your friend at close range while yelling "NINJA SMOKE!"

Ray just ninja smoked me on the way to class. It smelled like rank moose anus!

by Russ Conrad July 20, 2008

Ninja Boobs

1. Breasts of a small caliber; often found of female ninjas

2. Tightly contained breasts; often times occurring whilst wearing a sports bra.

3. Boobs that appear small while wearing clothes; but are actually not in the nude.

Damn, that shortay has some kick-ass ninja boobs.

Girl your ninja boobs, snuck up on me like Jake Gyllenhaal on Heath Ledger.

by Ninjaboobgirl4U January 25, 2010

ninja please

The same thing as "Nigga Please" and "Cracka Please" except it's toward an asian person.

"Nigga please"
"I'm not a nigga"
"Oh sorry, I meant.. ninja please!"

by niggagaiden February 2, 2006

ninja turtle

To clarify, there is a teenage mutant ninja turtle - a children's cartoon, and then there's "the ninja turtle". The ninja turtle is the act of taking your ballsack testicles included and flipping it around so that it sits on top of your johnson. It's best achieved on a warm day when things are hanging lose. The term originated at the University of MD fraternity scene. The ballsack resembles a turtle shell and the johnson is the turtle's head peeking out.

Jim was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and demonstrated the ninja turtle in an attempt to get Cindy's attention. But he failed miserably and went home and pulled his pud instead.

by Joe K from MD May 5, 2007

Ninja Cow

An asshole and bastard. Many have tried to combine the two and create the "Basshole", but that is simply silly.

You are such a Ninja Cow, Nova!

by Ninja Cow June 20, 2004

ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.

dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.

by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008

Ninja Quad

Ninja Quad is used in the Real-Time Strategy game Company of Heroes. Using a upgraded Allies Half-Track to a Quad .50cal Gun. This is a four barrel .50 caliber guns mounted on the Half-Track.

After a Axis player takes out your favoutite unit with either a mortor crew or a PAK Anti-Tank Gun, you would send your Half-Track Quad behind the Axis player's weapon and flank them. This is called Ninja Quad

Noob: LOL, I killed your Tank with a PAK Anti-Tank Gun!
Jeff: What's that behind your Anti-Tank gun?
Noob: OMGZ! You killed my PAK Anti-tank gun with a quad!
Jeff: LOL, Ninja Quad FTW!!

by 0Goldeneye0 May 22, 2009