minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.

Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!

by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Minecraftard

People like vapexy, who probably died from starvation and lack of sleep from playing minecraft too often, who play with CHEATERS in MINECRAFT and get MAD at the game when they lose a mega walls game on the hypixel network. They are very contridictive because they report cheaters on support.hypixel.net but they always cheat themselves...?!?!?!? I always use /wdr but the hypixel staff arent very supportive. The best staff is lolitsaxel and kevinkool because they support gays like tnner. LuckyKessie is also very nice

FUCK YOU MINECRAFTARD GO BACK TO PLAYING MINECRAFT AND CHOKING ON YOUR OWN CUM

by NICKY_575SEXGOD696911420!! July 29, 2018

Minecraftcito

Also known as Despacito 3, one of the best sequel of all time, Despacito 2 was beloved by masses and everyone thought that was the end of the franchise, but on the 15th of July 2018 the third series gets announced probably hinting t a visual novel adaptation and a full game in the future.

"Have you heard about Minecraftcito?"
"No, leave me and my children alone please"

*Sings Minecraftcito and dabs*

by Ipercreeper August 5, 2018

Minecraft

A game for faggots

Fuck its minecraft he must be gay

by Nourmumgay August 7, 2018

Minecraft

A game about Blocks

Little kid: Hey man wanna play some Minecraft?

by Sky69 October 22, 2018

Minecraft

A game were you explore the world in survival or build what ever comes out of your mind in creative! It is a very exciting game! It is on PC, Mobile, Xbox, Play Station and more. You can play on servers or on your own! Big youtubers play it such as DanTDM and Stampy.

I played Minecraft yesterday!

by PobloxSucks November 3, 2018

Minecraft

The one thing a virgin can't say no too.

-Joe the dinner is getting cold , and your brother and i have been waiting for 10 minutes for you to come down.
-MOM , I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT.STFU.
-Your grounded . And your dad does'nt love you anyway.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018