Willems' Method

Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.

Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!

by ossur July 14, 2020

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Thumb Method

When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.

When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.

by anonymous October 5, 2020

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369 method example

I am grateful for Atony reaching out to me first. He has finally expressed how much he misses me and how sorry he is. He suggests we start over. I feel respected and excited for this new opportunity. I am valued, and we will work out. I am so grateful.

369 method example is reaching out

by kristinawind October 19, 2020

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butterfly method

A method where a butterfly is drawn on oneself to prevent self harm as self harming would ‘kill’ the butterfly.

Person 1: “I heard you’re 3 days clean from self harm! Good job dude, how’d you do it?”

Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’

by That dumb bitch June 13, 2021

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10k Method

10k Method
A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".

by Zack The Finesse Kid June 28, 2021

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