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Morning Lift-Off

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
Waking up with a HardOn is also known as a Morning Lift-Off
by HeadCandy February 20, 2009
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sunday morning

a very, very easy girl that gets around.
by nittomr2 May 21, 2008
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Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.
by pattersfb October 21, 2010
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morning glory

a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"
joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7
by joe levy October 21, 2003
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The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is to transcend language. That way you will not be worrying so much about what "the meaning of life" means.
What life Mr & Mrs Zombie.
by Agent Slacker August 23, 2003
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Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.
Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.
by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010
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merking

to drive quickly; to drive away from a sketchy situation
"shit, that car was merking down the road"

"the cops tried to stop him so he merked the fuck outta there"
by jimi dean breakfast sauages December 9, 2008
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