Vagina Memoir

When a guy goes into graphic details of an ex female partner depicting her vagina to his friends.

Guy: So I was with this girl last night and we started some freaky shit. Guy2: yo bro I don't need to hear her vagina memoir.

by missym December 14, 2014

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

Photoshop memory

A memory skewed by an imagination.

Kyle used his photoshop memory when he said "The dog had eight heads and twelve arms and legs and could drive cars, I'm serious I really seen it!"

by Msnook15 January 27, 2016

echoic memory

When you know a person so much, that you can hear their voice in your head, even if they never said that word or sentence

Echoic memory is one type of sensory memory process. Specifically, echoic memory is sensory memory associated with auditory information received from the environment. The term echoic stems from the word echo, which is in reference to the brief echo, or the reverberation of sound that is transmitted neurologically via this type of sensory memory.

by Meow_Kat April 21, 2016

moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

Ghetto Memo

When you don't have any paper, so you write something you're supposed to remember on your arm.

Person 2: My number is 222-2222
Person 1: Shit, I don't have any paper, I'll just Ghetto Memo it.

by Kid_Savage October 2, 2016

Photoshopic Memory

When a person's recollection of events conforms to what they wish had happened rather than what really happened.

Guy1: Man I remember back when I had my bachelor pad it was a non-stop party! Everybody was always over there getting drunk and high and I had a different woman every night of the week!
GUy2: Whatever man, you spent 99% of your time getting watching porn and eating ramen noodles. You must have a photoshopic memory!

by Johnswiecki January 22, 2017