An attempt to pointlessly satisfy an irrational urge in the short term.
(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
(where in the long term on further reflection you realise it to be truly unsatisfactory)
"Sometimes I try to masturbate a really long or difficult word into a sentence just to feel I'm smarter than I actually am!"
by anonymous January 14, 2021

by Z_PW January 14, 2021

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.
Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation
by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
by L*na August 2, 2022

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016

People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.
by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023
