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by Cohan the great... April 2, 2021
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by Jordanmlat April 6, 2021
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What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
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by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021
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John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021
Get the Anti-Masturbation Cross mug.1. When someone performs the act of masturbation on themselves.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
2. When someone acts like an arrogant twat and tries to present themselves as being smarter, cooler or more important than they actually are, typically by being boastful and/or putting other people down.
This is most often seen online, but can also happen in real life.
1. John performed a little self-masturbation when he got home to relax.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
2. Hank bragging about his supposedly high IQ and over-relying on five-dollar words came across as major self-masturbation in the YouTube comments section.
by TaxiFred November 18, 2023
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My friend: Bro.... I made a mistake. I accidentally did the deeds with Lily...
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
Me: God damn Lily???? Bro you really should have tactical masturbation
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