mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

Face mask

A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.

I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit

by Diego_Brando December 27, 2021

Presidential Mask

When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.

Hey Cameron, I cashed my stimulus check and my wife said I could giver her a presidential mask!

by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021

Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)

"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"

by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013

Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Mask

Disks n

Person 1: “do you have your mask?”
Person 2: “ofc”

by Unknown15677 January 29, 2022

Chunky Mask

When someone vomits in while wearing their mask

Andre has a chunky mask

by Igetbitchesmyles February 15, 2022