magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

magic bells

when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)

guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀

by skylikesguns February 20, 2024

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024

Magic Rabbit Hole

A world of lies and misdirection. Entering one means to fall for those lies.
This phrase can be more easily defined by comparing what happens when one enters a normal metaphorical rabbit hole versus a magic rabbit hole. Entering a normal rabbit hole means to delve very deep into a subject to make proper discoveries, while entering a magic rabbit hole means one falls victim to numerous falsehoods.

Developed as a more clear distinction between discovery through investigation and being misled in numerous ways.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism, the moon landing was faked, and 9/11 was an inside job!
Person B: No, none of that is true. Get out of the magic rabbit hole.

by The_Epicness9000 March 6, 2024

Magic wand

Magic wand is commonly used to refer to a Trans Girls' penis.

Me: I love magic wand so much.
Other person: You like magic or girl dick?

by Finn :3 March 28, 2024

magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 3, 2024