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Milf

Maddie and gracies moms are milfs
by Alexis Goodwin November 14, 2021
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A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.
(Guys skateboarding)

(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?

(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!
by Agoodmilflover December 28, 2022
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"Mother I'd Like (to) Fund"

Mothers, whether married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we'll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

Milfs are strong, they give birth at least once, and can handle anything! Building startups is a walk in the park compared to giving birth and raising kids, I know it from personal experience.

The milf is setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, and outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf 's pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO
by Reneta Jenik December 3, 2022
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"man i love milfs"

"yea, man i love frank too !"
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1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

2. Ellison’s Mom
Oh look it’s Ellison’s mom!

Ellison’s mom is definitely the definition of a Milf!
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Milf hunter

Milf hunter here with a big sausage pizza
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You know milf There awesome
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