Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb October 20, 2008

Coldly Logical

An internet troll that puts even more energy into his posting than his trollees by repeatedly isolating and pouncing on irrelevant consistencies is known as Coldly Logical, especially if he declares himself such.

"The onus of my argument is perfectly static, kindly stop trolling and present counter-arguments rather than merely atomically dissecting mine."

"What can I say? I'm just Coldly Logical!" (Laughing smiley optional)

by sigma_grcade July 8, 2009

Feign Logic

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.

Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)

by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

He has no idea what he's talking about
Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng March 13, 2011

Shawn logic

Extremely contradictory logic including lies joke funny comments eventually the truth is told

Gingers often have shawn logic

by the-fail July 8, 2011

Sugar logic.

The logic used while under the influence of sugary substances. Not all people are gifted with this advanced state of mind.

Sugar logic.: I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, WAIT, I CAN FLY!!!! I"M ON TOP OF THE WORLD... HAHAHA.

by EDSEI THE GREAT. October 11, 2011

GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012

by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012