The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.
by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019
Get the Double Log Johnsonmug. by Don Faith June 11, 2006
Get the 2 logs downmug. by Blake Miniard February 20, 2009
Get the Russian Log Jammug. Typically resides in rural areas. Likes to lay claim to being the only gay woman in town. Usually dates women who already have a boyfriend. Preferred mode of dress is flannel and steel toed boots. Knows her way around power tools. Can usually be found drinking and brawling at the local bar. Would never be confused with a Lipstick Lesbian.
by Empress Jade July 30, 2010
Get the Log Cabin Lesbianmug. by Tucker Brant June 29, 2021
Get the Sawing Logsmug. A gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin. Hence, Log Cabin Republican.
Person One: Rzs must be a queeny fag.
Person Two: Really? Isn't he a republican?
Person One: Yea, a log cabin republican. Just like Larry Craig.
Person Two: So, is he also a self-hating bigot?
Person One: Honey, all log cabin republicans are.
Person Two: Really? Isn't he a republican?
Person One: Yea, a log cabin republican. Just like Larry Craig.
Person Two: So, is he also a self-hating bigot?
Person One: Honey, all log cabin republicans are.
by Splurge24 October 13, 2008
Get the log cabin republicanmug. The extension of a blumpy where you are taking a shit with a girl sitting on your boner, having a great ride!!
by Biff J Kowalski July 14, 2010
Get the Log ridemug.