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Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025
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Loaded Up

When a man is sexually aroused and has a chub, but not yet a full-blown erection.
Man, that guy is loaded up! Look at that thing! He is almost ready to go!
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Seventh Load Of a Seventh Load

A term used to describe an intense sexual endurance feat: ejaculating seven times in a single session. Not everyone can pull this one off — To perform the ultimate "Seventh Load Of A Seventh Load" The performer have to be the seventh son in a family. If the said person does not have 6 older brothers, then it's only a "Seventh Load" wich is something totally different.
Example:

After the sixth round, I thought he was gonna pass out. But nah — turns out he’s the seventh son in his family… dude pulled a Seventh Load of a Seventh Load like it was just another Tuesday.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
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Lager Load

The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.
Casey surprised his girl with a lager load while taking a shower
by B-ready May 2, 2025
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Lock and Load

When you drag your testicles down someone’s back and then insert the penis in the rectum
Hey man I’ve feeling horny, wanna try lock and load.
by Canny Wanny May 20, 2023
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flipping the load

The act of transferring ones laundry from the washing to the dryer.
*On a Sunday*
Hey man, where's Brent?

Oh it's Sunday he's probably just flipping the load.
by Asdf1796 March 12, 2017
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loading

The worst word in the world for impatient people
“Loading...”
“Any second now”

*5 minutes later*

“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”

*10 thousand years later*

Finished loading”
OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
by nlolhere July 17, 2020
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