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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
by QuacksO March 22, 2019
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Rabastan Lestrange

Rabastan Lestrange (also called Rab or his hated nickname Rabba) of the Harry Potter Fandom, is Rodolphus Lestrange's younger brother, though not mentioned quite often.

He is said to be a somewhat perverted jerk and in love with his own Lestrange-typical hair, which is magenta for some reason. It could be a genetic error because of the amount of magic that's in the Lestrange genotype.
He was a Slytherin and Death Eater.
Rabastan Lestrange did an amazing job as chaser, even though he flew in the wrong direction.
by Greensandwich March 22, 2019
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Chad LeStrande

An absolute eshay lad who constantly fakes an illness to take time of school. Commonly misinterpreted as a Kobi Hemmerle.
I’ve been taking to many days of school hope I don’t turn into a chad lestrande
by John butcher June 5, 2019
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Same letter love month

For the whole month of november its same letter love month, so you can go and kiss anyone with the same first letter of their first name as you
- Omg why'd you just kiss me eric?
-Its same letter love month ella !
- ok that makes sense :)
by MynameJeff23 October 24, 2019
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Fishy Letters

Fishy letters are those letters that are used for dumb people's captions
These are fishy letters:

Lisa: how was your day?
Dumb person: o0hH iT w@s aMazIng, i At3 f1sH!!!
by Birdie the dictionary November 23, 2019
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lefting lefteroo

When you are taking a sharp left turn in a car
lefting lefteroo up here
by squidwardgoesurban April 18, 2020
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