Raging Kyle
Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.
Popping a can of monster off some slag that resembles his mother due to mommy issues, this leads to inserting the can into her ass proceeding to drink the can while smoking a poorly rolled ciggy.
by Foreverst0ned-FozzieB3ar September 07, 2022
A guy who can eat 3 boxes of Kraft dinner by himself, can't dance for his life and is known for attempting to sass people but he's really just being down to earth.
Hey Ky I hear it's your birthday! Today, tomorrow....or whenever you're seeing this. Happy Birthday, hope its awesome!~ Kyle McVea 2016
by sassmastermcvea May 24, 2017
by Joel the shoe cleaner. October 01, 2021
Very egotistical. Claims to play a lot of instruments but can barely play their own. Probably has no foot, or a really shitty one. also has a shitty hairstyle. Just a really uncool guy.
by Tuna twilight September 09, 2018
Kyle Mitchell is handsome he's strong and he's rich he can also PUT CHO HEAD ON! he's a ladies man lots of girls like him he's the most coolest person in the world he's actually pretty chill.If I ever meet this dude ima go crazy! No homo
by Rich is called the kid February 28, 2020
kyle lee is very old. he has a wack sleep schedule (sorry) and his diet consists of advil, yogurt, energy drinks, and jaws ice cream. kyle lee is also very good at english. he is amazing at time management and will never have a late assignment. this is also because he has a great memory and remembers very important things. kyle has many different personas, including kesus the god of the world and edgar, my best friend (just a better version of kyle and kesus combined). kyle insists that he is taller than smidgen but i think it’s all in the hair, it gives him a good two inches at least which is not fair at all. right now would be a good time to mention that kyle is probably slaving away to two menaces in society called ap bio and ap chem. hopefully he can read this when he finishes and sleep super soundly tonight. all smidgen can think of right now while writing this is of hugging kyle and being in his arms. she hopes he can rest soon and wants him to know that he makes her happy. goodnight to smidgen’s oldie, she loves you very much:)
smidgen: i’ve been looking everywhere but i can’t find kyle lee://
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!
by tallsmidgen September 29, 2021
by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022