simp king

the biggest simp of them all.

sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

ping king

A ping king is a rich man who spends his money on luxurious items such as watches,clothes,cars and knows how to treat a women he will never do a women wrong because a ping king is a gentleman

Have you seen my mate he's a ping king

by The devil reincornated February 23, 2019

King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012

buffet king

a fat guy who like buffets and steals all the food

blue man:look at that fat guy

red man:yeah the buffet king

buffet king:so what im fat

red and blue man:lolololol

by Code Alpha May 11, 2010

snack king

Wade S - also known as the snack wizard.

"Who is the snack king?"
"Wade S"

"I know Wade, he is the king of snacks"

by TFT_2016 May 17, 2016

Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020