Nick king

A bitch who always wants to fight likes baseball and basketball loves masturbating to extreme bondage porn
Plays icky cookie every weekend with his brother dad and boyfriend

That bitch is a nick king

by Lakerthegreater March 6, 2017

simp king

the biggest simp of them all.

sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

King Willie

n.

1. A Jamaican drug lord.

2. A Houngan or Bokor.

3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.

If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.

That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.

by Siaten March 17, 2010

King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012

The Bee King

The Bee King is a me; a king of bees. I reside in the country of Memelandia and am responsible for the saving of the bees. I have millions of bee children, Bartholomew of which is the eldest. He is gay and in love with a wasp. As the heir to the throne, he brings great dishonour to the family name by the townspeople, but I personally accept my son.

Oh look, it's The Bee King and his son Bartholomew!

by SaveTheBees August 19, 2016

Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020