High on jizz

When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

by highonjizz March 10, 2016

Jizz Sack

1. Balls; A Boy's Junk; Testicles

2. A Really Stupid Person; A Dumbass.

*Often Associated With a Jizz Stick*

1. He likes it when you cup your hand around his jizz sack.

2. He's such a jizz sack.

by nYmPhOgUrL March 28, 2010

jizz mural

When a man or men ejaculate on a woman creating the look and feel of a mural.

I made a jizz mural on her face.

by estabonjovie April 11, 2016

jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 04, 2013

FaB Jizzed

When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor

dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.

by elijahking04 November 08, 2009

Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege

I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019

take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017