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jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013
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jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
by legratsp October 8, 2013
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jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011
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Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.
*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...
by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011
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GPU Jizz

The act of your jizz leaking out of your hdmi/vga port on your computer's GPU.
Bro look at this video of my GPU Jizz!!
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
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cool jizz

Your hair is cool jizz!
by Kale Cee March 19, 2023
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jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.
Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.
by anonymous February 10, 2023
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