japa jew

The mixed heritage of a person who is Japanese and Jewish, also known as a twinkie.

Marco: Hey AJ! Your a japa jew!
AJ: Let me tell you a word that has to do with sex!

by marcooooo July 9, 2006

mexi-jew

a person who is mexican and jewish

Tom is a mexijew

by phil November 24, 2003

Jew Bells

The sound of the bell or horn in a stock market exchange which signifies the beginning and ending of the trading day.

Trader: "Could you step on it? I'm running late and the Jew Bells sound in only fifteen minutes!"

by Alpha Aquarius January 18, 2009

Jew fro

An jewish person's afro.

The thing that Slash has under his top hat is a jew fro

by XAmberxSixxX October 20, 2008

jew penis

a gift bestowed upon all males of the jewish faith, by god himself. jew penises are proven to be even larger than those of black people, and will tear anyone up. they also can be quite dangerous, as boners can reach 12+ inches, and are sometimes lethal. contrary to popular belief, jews have the largest penises, of living things, ever.

guy 1 "eww that bitch is loose"
guy 2 "duh she dated chris steinheimer"
guy 1 "the jew penis strikes again!111oneoneone"

by gnarthaniel May 26, 2008

Jew Bomb

-Bombs or any kind of explosive that were used to by the Israelis against its enemies.(Palastine & the Hamas in particular.)

-A chain of unbearable false information or lies often regarded as a "bombardment" which commited by the jews.
-Jewish and Zionist propaganda, statements, or any kind of information.(only apply when the information is extremely pro-jewish.)
-In a much simple words, Jewish bullshit.

A Jew bomb landed on my neighbour's house.

Jewish Guy: The Israeli people are the direct descendant of Jesus Christ and Hercules,which makes us the best race in the world.

Another Guy: Take Ur f**king Jew Bombs and stick it up ur ass.Only an idiot will buy your story!!!

by RickRoll'd March 12, 2009

black jew

Lenny Kravitz

Festus: Dude, Lenny Kravitz is soo awesome!

Jew boy: Yes, that's because his a black jew. He's got the best of both worlds.

Black boy: Sweet!

by Chloerox104 August 17, 2009