Jelly 2.0

You get your foot and you cover it in jelly then you find the fattest girl in your local strip mall and you stick your foot up her ass and when your foot comes out the jellys gone...

man i jelly 2.0'd the girl so hard last night.
i used a whole jar of raspberry jelly just to jelly 2.0 that girl man

by dd23333333333434 February 26, 2011

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

jelly roll

limp dick

she was ready to fuck, but he couldonly manage a jelly roll.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

Upside down jelly

The best lesbian sex position ever. You gotta just do it. Nothing else to it. It’s whatever you want it to be.

I did the upside down jelly with my girlfriend last night, best sex I’ve ever had.

by Papayaisgross March 24, 2020

Royal Jelly

The semen originating from a royal family

As the prince was getting a blow job from the princess, he spewed royal jelly all over her face.

by kz5bw5 June 2, 2009

all that jelly and no toast

when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy

Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..

by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006

jelly roll

A bloody tampon.

Bones just ate a friggin' jelly roll!

by uid 0 August 22, 2003