A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"
by dasdaf June 30, 2016
Get the jason mazermug. Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021
Get the Jason Nelsonmug. by Wingstheperson September 13, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.
Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.
Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.
Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.
Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.
Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. by The Office of the special coun May 16, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
Get the Jason Kaplanmug.