Get Jade

When a person of minor intelligence tries to say that a person got owned.

"I like having fun at night"-so does your mom...get jade

by Majorinttelligent June 14, 2010

Jade

She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3

Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”

Guy 2 “wait…”

by Shower.socks August 29, 2021

Jade

I LYK THIS DRESS VERI VARy MUCH

Jade.
*Opens shein and goes to reviews*
The Reviews:
According to all known laws of aviation

by wisdumbteller August 27, 2021

Jade

Jade loves my mom so much for some reason

We Finna kiss tho/j I mean unless bbg **Moans** I’m kidding I swear but…IM KIDDING LMAO
Honestly I love your mom too

Jade loves my mom **Moans**

by Urmommyishot February 1, 2022

Jaded

cross faded (being high and drank asf at the same time)

bruhh I was hella jaded last night.

by tony_uhhh March 30, 2022

Jade

Jade is a cool gal that is very nerdy and good at violin, and she is bad at lots of subjects but luckily she can make up for it with her attitude and behaviour, one of the best things about her is that she's super short and everyone knows this but she's rather feisty and cool still. Plus she's super duper freaky if you ask the right questions.

"Who's Jade?"
"She's that short girl in that one year level"

by otellomelody November 8, 2021

jade

the quiet girl in class who always knows the answer and has all the notes . she’s very nice and you should talk to her , she might know the answer to question 6 .

“jade , what’s the answer to question 6? “
“ 红色”

“oh okay thanks thanks”

by sapphicsweater March 3, 2022