Italian Swim Class

The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.

Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.

by Fritz March 24, 2022

Italian bubble bath

When you fart in the tub while taking a bath and create bubbles

"I just made an Italian bubble bath."

by Unicorn sparkle queen January 8, 2020

Full Italian Platter

The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

by Bartleby191 December 15, 2015

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020

Italian Style Hello

Sited from the Broadway version of a Bronx Tale from the song entitled Hurt Someone. To give an Italian Style Hello is an act of violence against a rival or enemy. Specifically it referred to the act of throwing Molotov cocktails to torch an establishment.

We’re gonna serve some Molotov cocktails to the other side of town. We’re gonna give em’ an Italian Style Hello.

by Goodfellagirl February 28, 2019

italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

italian missile crisis

Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.

Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?

by Aspeegers Harry Pottet May 3, 2018