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The missionary trap

The act of attempting to smack/hit the light switch as to avoid eye contact while participation in the sexual position known as ‘missionary’, but since you are locked in a perpetual state of kissing and smacking, you are forced to awkwardly look away at other objects around the room while trying to maintain an erection.
Yeah dude, last night I was banging this hot chick, but then I had to bail since I got into the missionary trap, my dick went limp almost immediately!
by Pleaseendme January 20, 2019
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Pubey Trap

The sticky underside of your pad that often folds over during wear and sticks to your pubes. Major issue for 70's pornstars. Usually on mini-pads.
Girl: OW! God, the only thing worse than cramps is a Pubey Trap! This hurts as bad as getting waxed!
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Jungle Trap

The genital area of a woman when it becomes so overgrown with pubic hair that one can not distinguish the location of the vagina or the anus.
John: "So how'd it go last night? You get any action?"

Paul: "Yeh, but when I tried to put it in I hit the wrong hole!"

John: "How that happen?"

Paul: "She had so much hair, it was Jungle Trap! I left right after and puked."
by JacobCS September 23, 2009
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Thigh Trap

Keeping your thighs tightly squeezed together when sitting on a chair or in a car to prevent the pungent odour of a fart escaping.
"Your looking a little tense there, Fred."
"Nah, I'm just doing a thigh trap so the ladies can't whiff my fart. I'll relax once the smell has dissipated."
by Teivovo Dog December 15, 2011
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trap a bear

Verb: To take a pinch of grizzly and put it between the gums and lips. Does not necessarily pertain to grizzly but makes the most sense as this is where the saying comes from.

Synonyms: Put in a big hog, take a pinch, pack a lip
"I think its about time to trap a bear while I wait for the deer to show up (or fish to bite)"
by urbanfarmer94 December 9, 2014
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Trap Queen

She is the alpha, the one running the show, handling a business, she’s street smart, and genuinely had a rough upbringing and or no choice to run the streets like she does. These bad bitches are cunning, intelligent, and VERY rare to see because the game and the streets are commonly run by the male gender. Well the Trap Queen can run it just like the rest of, not better.

P.s. They are sooo rare, they are often mistaken for bougie ass bitches or drug sluts
That girl is runnin it, with smarts and class. Definitely a Trap Queen!”
by QueenCuntee May 6, 2020
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bat and trap

Bat and trap is an ancient English ball game related to cricket and played at country pubs in the county of Kent.
John: 'Hey Reb, fancy a game?'
Rebecca: 'Yeah, I love playing bat and trap'
by left5eye October 18, 2008
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