Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

dollar dazed

When someone is prone to buying cheap items, though they have enough for more expensive ones. (route is from the store "dollar daze")

Annie: Hey joe, is Steff gonna rent the good dj from that club?
Joe: No she's too dollar dazed.

by Michael Findley August 26, 2007

Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

million dollar buffet

multiple good looking people in the same place/room.

(made by Emma Mc, on ft with Leah Mc and Erin T)

I'm on a call with Emma, Leah and Erin, this is a million dollar buffet.

by million dollar buffet February 20, 2021

dollar-shareholder

A shareholder in the American economy, representing ownership of a share. Entitling the holder to a portion of the government's assets and profits, as well as voting rights in government decisions. The economic value is $1 per share.

As a dollar-shareholder in the American economy, each citizen holds a vote through their dollar bills.

by my_penis May 25, 2024

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

dollars

a virtual currency controlled by usomom. used for hacking and dating. it's extremely highly volatile.

the winner of the 1st part of the game gets 37"000'000,000 dollars

by Tom TNT June 3, 2025