Tectonic Relationship

A relationship that's more than platonic but less than romantic. Weird limbo or middleground between friendship and love.
-Are Ana and Xavier in a situationship?
-No, it's more of a tectonic relationship...
by zdam7734 May 27, 2025
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Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
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that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything
"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!
by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 23, 2023
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When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.
Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken

Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.

Me: wtf, HOW?

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.

Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship
by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020
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Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
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chimichanga relationship

A relationship where you both really frickin chimichangas cuz there good
Tod: you and Amy really have a chimichanga relationship

Cory: well doesn't everyone?
by Shequala June 25, 2017
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Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.
by Daddystalin August 01, 2017
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