Shadow Realmed

verb

To be utterly destroyed, obliterated, or defeated beyond recovery. When something is so completely wrecked that it might as well have been banished to another dimension.

Often used humorously or dramatically to describe situations where someone or something gets taken down in an over-the-top way.

"Dude, I was just trying to play casually, but he Shadow Realmed me with that 10-hit combo."
"My phone fell off the balcony and landed face-down on concrete. It's completely Shadow Realmed."
"We tried to argue with the boss, but she Shadow Realmed us with a 30-minute PowerPoint."

by word-master February 2, 2025

Stick Shadow

When counting a rest playing a percussion instrument, you motion the stick or mallet you are wielding like you played the beat the rest is on but you don't really play.

I did a stick shadow on the eight rest in my solo.

by OneCrazyGuy April 17, 2011

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Shadow Peppering

The use of shadow puppets as foreplay in a sexual encounter.

We were shadow peppering for over an hour before she let me slip her the meat.

by Imposter JZ November 10, 2020