The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.
"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
by dave moon February 14, 2025
by my 2 cents August 20, 2008
The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.
Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.
Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.
Mike: Word
Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.
Mike: Word
by A Pissed off Rhino January 08, 2022
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by liner April 05, 2015
During the month of February you are legally allowed to hunt furries and they can't do anything about it
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