Homely

Someone who comes off as cultured; who doesn't dress like a slut; someone you can take home to yo mama.

"Stacy is such a homely chick, I think she wifey material."

by yoyoma2000 November 20, 2009

homo erectus

when you think dudes are hot

Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman

by thaotherb December 5, 2004

homeless

adj. 1. as or pertaining to one without a home 2. A hobo 3. Someone or something that is amazingly lame beyond belief

Kyle, why did u ditch us and leave us hangin' at the movies?
Well i was going to come but ya' know how it is.
Dude, your so homeless.

by Burrke Hurr June 13, 2003

Homo-Masochism

The practice of straight women who refuse to spend time with straight men due to their poor hygiene and inferior sense of humor. Creates torturous conditions for the libido.

I practice homo-masochism every night I go to the gay bar and get groped.

by Howdoyoutell July 17, 2006

homelessness

the feeling of being homeless

now that the storage unit is filled to capacity, my homelessness may begin.

by jiggityjrock July 24, 2009

no homo

A phrase used before or after making a homosexual sounding comment to a same-sex friend.

1: Loni: You're so wierd marisa! thats why I love you! ...no homo.
2: Marisa: I like singing your songs to you Loni.. no homo.

by marise and shine April 18, 2010

homely

(adv.) A word used to describe an ugly, unattractive female. This is the kind of girl that is so ugly that you can't even look in the eyes when you talk to them, because of their unrelenting "ugg." Usually the only hope for these women is a paper bag (with a hole only where her mouth is), a lightswitch, and a half-gallon of Burnett's Vodka. Usually these women end up face first in the crotch of other women just like them.

There's no way in hell I'd ever hook up with that homely woman, even if she sucked me off in the dark.

by jeFFro June 9, 2004