Cresskill High School

One of the greatest educational establishments on the face of the planet. It takes the greatest academics and also the greatest sports teams in the state to achieve perfection at Cresskill High SChool.

Cresskill High School is great.

by Joey Munier May 14, 2008

Cherry Hill High School East

One of the two high schools located in Cherry Hill, NJ. East is known as the richies and jews, as west is said to be full of gangsters and sluts. East has a leaky ceiling and is slowly sinking because it is built on a swamp. the teachers are either BITCHES or cool. every student is monitored by a crew of "security officers" and their cameras. no football stadium cause the team blows. wait...all the teams kinda suck. but all the kids are pretty smart, even the dumb ones. the school is full of sluts, stoners, jocks, preps, gothics, punks, and thesbians, just like any other high school in modern day america. the heater is either turned up to high or not high enough. if you have lab 8th period on c wing 3rd floor towards the end of the year, you might pass out of heat. kids can be bitches but some r nice. for some reason, the amount of cat fights per year in that school is increasing rapidly! and heres a little tribute to the principle who will remain un-named...."ok, alright, ok alright ok". its a cool school if you can survive.

"hail to thee our alma mater, cherry hill east alma mater,
through the years to come may part us, we'll be ever true.
through the stife and battles, (dun dun) through thy years of glory: (dun dun) we shall hail thee, never fail thee, crimson and white go forth before us. cherry hill east we thank you for the friendships we have made here. there four years, we'll always treasure, we'll remember you!"
GOOOOOOOO COUGARs!

ps. we've got jews too!

Cherry hill high school east is sinking because it full of so many jews!

by shitforbrains July 31, 2008

Spruce Creek High School

Also known as the spruce "geeks", not only are these losers located on the outskirts of town (Port Orange) , but on the outside of the social ladder as well. These hawks are famous for their IB program where they endure having no life for four years straight just so they can get into the same schools as everybody else. They're schedules consist of srictly studying and attending sporting events. No one has ever spotted one lurking anywhere beyond those places so consider yourself lucky if you catch the rare species actually doing something fun.

Cool Kid: "Hey, are you going to that party tonight?"
Spruce Creek High School Student: " No. I have study."
Cool Kid: "Dude, we graduated...yesterday."

by racecarbackwards February 4, 2010

Centreville High School

A high school school in Clifton, Virginia that sucks at absolutely everything. Terrible at sports, bad test scores, bad attendance records. Majority caucasians who think they're 'ghetto' or 'underprivileged' while they continue living under their parent's 6-digit income. Not very attractive school and is known for having 3 stories and a make-believe pool on the roof.

Also known as 'CVille' and 'CVHS'.

A: "Damn my school blows.."
B: "Haha you must go to Centreville High School."

by Fairfax County Student January 1, 2011

Colony High School

A high school situated between Palmer and Wasilla Alaska. This school was built and then sat for a number of years until they(the school district and state) decided they should actually use the building. The school is of steel construction and uses bricks to make it look like a prison. The windows are very small so they give you a feeling like your creepy and insane english teacher is going to diddle you. The carpet is of baby green, from the color of the freshmens pants when the notorious juniors jump them. This school is considered a "Prep" school, as most of the neighborhoods are of medium class families, and of rich snotty, or poor Butte mutes that didnt want to go to Palmer high school. The school has a relatively lower drug use rate, as these rich white kids drink and get plenty of DUI's.

Bob "Hey, let's go hangout at the bowling alley Alex."
Alex "Nah, I'd rather not be a snotty Colony High School kid"

Bob "Hey, that kid drives a new chevy volt"
Alex "Must be a rich white kid with eco terrosists for parents, probably goes to Colony High School."

by Chuck Houston November 14, 2011

charlotte high school

1: A high school in Punta Gorda, Florida full of snobby bitches, fugly whores, gay football jocks, wannabe rednecks that wouldn't last two seconds in a real redneck school, liberal assholes, obama lovers, and only a handful of cool people worth hanging out with.
2: A high school in Charlotte, Michigan.
3: A high school in Rochester, New York
4: Was a high school in Charlotte, North Carolina (now Garinger High School)
5: Port Charlotte High School in Port Charlotte, Florida confused with the Punta Gorda school.

Charlotte High School cheerleaders are fucking annoying whores.

by Charlotte Tarpons SUCK June 5, 2009

james caldwell high school

The land of the biggest fuck boys and bitchiest bitches. On the out side, JCHS looks good but once you crawl in, you will hate everyone. James Caldwell is the most terrible stereotypical school that still refers some people as "popular." LIKE GROW UP. The students at James Caldwell think they are the shit but in reality they are shit. JAmes Caldwell is not the place to be: it is the place to stay away from & most people in it. (Few exceptions, but they are the ones who did not grow up in Caldwell) As for the staff, they are all pretty nice and fair. There are a few creeps, a few hot teachers and janitors but nothing special.

"What school do you go to?" "James Caldwell high school" "ew bye"

by cakedup May 8, 2015