describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people
'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."
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Dearborn hawk

A Dearborn hawk is a guido esque male typically in his teenage years that lives for attention. Consisting of tattoos, always showing off for the girls, driving like a complete moron in his car his dad barely can afford and spending long nights or “sahras” at hookah lounges, gas station parking lots, or in his other hawks friends garage playing 400 while also smoking hookah. Their language consists of Arabic and English mixed with derogatory terms and having to include wallah bro and on the Quran in every sentence.
he’s such a Dearborn hawk, he drove down ford road 5 times making sure to downshift right at the bp, he wore glasses while its 10pm and managed to have a hookah cup in his car.
by Beakedmoney May 01, 2024
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hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.
Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.
by Shia Leboof April 14, 2018
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Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress
P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023
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boner hawk

When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!
by slobobabe October 12, 2009
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Screen Hawk

When you're playing a splitscreen game and look on your friend's screen to find him in the game.
Guy 1: "Hah, saw you go into that room."

Guy 2: "Stop screen hawking me!"
by clericUD April 17, 2019
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kai hawkes

kool awesome and the best person huge peen
kai hawkes is kool
by kdrhehrge September 19, 2019
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