Half Incest

Half incest is when you have sex with someone half related to you

"Yeah I had sex with my brother last night. But I mean he's my half brother so that equals half incest"

by Incest retard March 6, 2019

half round

(noun): somebody who tries too hard to fit in with the "in crowd" but is obviously not successful; somebody who is half "square" and half not square, or round

"Hillary's campaign with the millennials made her look like such a half round."

by bloodymary21 January 8, 2017

half-bro

The 44th President of the United States

Everybody says Obama is the first black president but the man is only a half-bro.

by Big Mac 21 August 23, 2016

Half Sender

A kid that doesn’t send. Usually named Nolan

That kid isn’t having any fun… what a half sender.

by Assfghbvcxz September 11, 2021

Half-Bathtize

When a person, guy or girl, goes to the bathroom to take a shit right after a guy has just pissed, leaving the toilet seat up, and the second person forgets to put the seat down and their ass hits the water.

Kasey - Dammit, Blake! You forgot to put the toilet seat back down! Now my ass is all wet!
Blake - Oh, I also forgot to flush....

Blake was then murdered for Half-Bathtize ing Kasey.

by squintyekalb August 26, 2013

Half-Gamer

A person that only use one side of his headset, making it possible to actually hear what people around him is saying.

Chris: Heh, Gary sucks at CS
John: Shush, he can here you. He's only a half-gamer.

by Ash Is Mad February 21, 2008

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020