Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

Horse Digger

A girl who will date a guy purely because of the horse on the hood of his car. A horse digger is dating the guy for his money and wealth rather than his personality. These type of girls should not be trusted. Cars that horse diggers are attracted to include but are not limited to: Porsche, Ferrari, and Mustang.

John: Did you just see that horse digger get into that guys Porsche off the street?
Tom: Yea man, he probably got into her panties purely because of the horse on his hood.

by WhosFading July 8, 2016

gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour

1
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.

by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021

Cold horse

Cock blocking a buff douche bag

Give that wrestler a cold horse he ain’t worth it

by Tranny Sammy March 20, 2019

horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.

Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.

by Justnasty June 10, 2016

Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.

If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".

by 999JB February 5, 2021

Horses Ass

A horses ass or a insult to call on a person

Look at that horses ass man
Come get you horses ass

by Sloppy July 21, 2019