Goon Porn

Goon porn describes a type of pornography, usually depicting male(s) masturbating in an odd, somewhat dumb way. This is usually done by grunting or yelling words like "cum" or "penis" or "dick."

Goon porn may also describe female masturbation or sexual activities, although usually they use words to describe heterosexual intercourse and not self-centric words like males use. These words may include "jizz" or "gangbang."

I was watching some goon porn last night. For some reason, a dumbass just saying different words for "penis" really gets me off.

by theuninitiated November 14, 2018

goon

Some Fat cunt who goes into a chippy and asks for a pizza

Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.

by Adski March 14, 2004

gooey gobbler

someone that sucks down cum with pleasure in mass amounts.

Britney spears is considered a gooey gobbler after sucking all members of nsyncs cocks.

by scabbed June 27, 2006

goody bag

The act of forcefully inserting your scrotum into someones butthole.

When I asked him to "stick it in my butt," I didn't think he would give me a goody bag. I was so shocked that my rectum constricted itself and crushed his nuts, needless to say we were both in for a surprise.

by Courtney G. Love January 21, 2007

Goon Boy

A little try hard skateboarder that poses all day while drinking Goon cask wine.

Look at those little goon boys. Go eat some nob you fags.

by Brendan Roche May 13, 2005

gooey cheese squirt

eat exessive amounts of cheese so diarrhea will occur then sqirt all the rotten cheese smelled diarrhea into her mouth and then begin to exchange it amongst eachother when finished.

"yesterday i went to the wisconsin fair and i ate a wheel a cheese then i felt my stinky diarrhea about to happen so i called my girlfriend up and sayed lets do the gooey cheese squirt"

by the gooey cheese squirt November 7, 2007

goon

A tall, usually white, person who lacks dexterity, may have big feet, and tends to unintensionally perform clumsy actions.

Man, did you see that goon brick his free throw?

by agentcodyfranks January 26, 2004