garlyn

loud that time i met her but like pretty cool i guess otherwise.

wow that person is so garlyn i lost hearing in my right ear

by aurik saerhhytr February 24, 2019

Garry not Gary

Its just how it is, it’s spelled Garry, Gary is a pet name that came out of Gaz

Garry stOOpid
Garry not Gary

by Snorreswhite March 5, 2019

Gary

A man who has sex with a woman then hangs out with her child

Made popular from the Netflix show 'Big Mouth'

Steve: I was really looking forward to being your Gary
Jay: What's a Gary?
Steve: Having sex with your mom then hanging out with you

by RET4RD SQ4UD March 10, 2019

Gartner

Long lost twin brother of Jimmy Fallon, separated at birth, destined to meet again one day. Commonly seen wearing suits at all times. Favorite things include polar bears. And in his experience, you're probably wrong.

Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.

Person 2: No it can't be.

1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.

*Jimmy turns around*

2: No that's Gartner!!

*Both run away*

by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019

Gary

A fat obese asian that should be white because Gary is a white name. He plays golf and is a fat fuck. He plays fortnite and loves to watch porn.

"Hey look! It's the fat fuck, Gary!"

"Aweee Hey Gazzaaa!"

by bobjeff69 May 31, 2019

Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

Gary

Gary is a clay model who comes from Garyland. There also exists a Mrs Gary, Baby Gary and Dog Gary.

Gary

by abucket June 21, 2019