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gard1bas

"damnn have you heard what gard1bas goes as nowadays?" "yeah he goes under the name big chocolate now"
by extension unit June 5, 2021
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Rat Gaurd

A piece of wax paper or sponge firmly secured to the underside of the scrotum during double penetration in order to avoid rubbing rat belly with the other guy in the double team.
Kelltron strapped on his wax paper rat gaurd before shoving his cock up the bar slut's ass so he wouldn't accidentally rub rat belly with The Fiss.
by Cous Cous August 19, 2008
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Garden City Middle School

The worst fuckin place in America. The principal is a fat. He was most likely hit on the head as a child. Full of Preppies and Jocks, with some emos. Most students there have rich parents who buy them whatever the fuck they want. There is approximately 1% non-christians, 1% non-whites, and 1% non-republicans. The biggest douches are Brian Coleman, Mr. Schenkel and Shane Thornton. Miss Wolk is a crazy bitch.
by Jonnnnnnnnn Smith December 9, 2008
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randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE
gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'
by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010
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Guardshit

1. To be in an unfavorable disadvantage.

2. Recalling an event where there was an unfair disadvantage.
1. That is some guardshit! You always beat me at that game!

2. Remember when they played that game and guardshit ensued?
by The_Hizzle December 16, 2009
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Guarding 24-7

A Really Ugly Person whose Face Guards his/her Body 24 Hours a Day. Mostly found at Wal-Mart or Bus Stops.
1. Someone that is so Ugly, you have to give the a second look.
"Oh man, that chick is Guarding 24-7"

"That guy is busy Guarding 24-7"
by Don_Mayhem January 22, 2010
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Guardian Triangle

When Guardian Angels have been taken over by floating triangles, in which only spiritual people can see.

They come in transparent, glowing colours of blue and green. They contain faces and angel wings, and their role is that of a normal guardian angel...except they're triangles.
Spiritual child: "May your Guardian Triangle watch over you."

Pedestrian: "So my guardian angel is a triangle now?"
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
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