garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

by Bruce S January 2, 2009

Garden of Weedin

1. Accidentally stumbling into the mother-load of all Marijuana crops.

2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.

Person 1. "OMFG! We just found the garden of weedin!"

Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"

by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

garden leave

The practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job is instructed to stay away from work during the notice period, to spend their time at home mooching in the garden while still being paid

It is used to prevent employees from taking the piss and company information when they leave, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor.

"Man, Billy has just spat his dummy out and ditched his job"

"Put that douche bag on garden leave before he poaches all our customers"

"Man, what a douche"

by Cornholio12 August 21, 2011

garden gnome

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.

Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"

by thdang April 11, 2019

Graben

The manoeuvre is when you get your partner in a side ways U shaped position and you shit in their butcrack or pussy and then to fuck your partner ruthlessly in a U shaped position and when you pull out your chocolate iscicle of her “ volcano” she farts or quefs causing a “volcanic eruptions”

Me and my bitch did a graben last night and I can still taste the pyrocastic flow in my mouth

by Grabengod March 5, 2020

Grace

A very beautiful woman, who anyone would be proud to be with. Shes strong independant, and knows what she wants. Shes loyal, trustworthy, and a really awesome person to be around

Who's the new girl? Shes skokin!!

Oh her? That's just Grace.

by Pandaboo2321 March 26, 2021

Grace

she is nice, but very stupid, yay

uh Grace just carried that strangers bags up the stairs

by lunie.tunie.yay November 22, 2021