Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Is the true God of this world
Tramples all other religions.
The planets are actually meatballs.
God of the pastafarian religion.

Name of the sauce, the meat and the pasta, Spaghmon,
Please bless me with spaghetti for dinner tonight,
Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Spaghmon.

by Pastafarian is only religion August 19, 2017

fear of flying

idiomatic: when someone thinks, or feels like, the fly on his pants is open, but it's not

Jon's "fear of flying" prevented him from giving a good keynote speech at the convention. Ironically, the "barn door" was shut the entire time.

by GusCan'tSing December 8, 2012

Flying Fart

When someone you know jumps beside you and in mid air they let out a fart.

I was just sitting in my room watch TV when out of nowhere my roommate decides to give me a flying fart.

by Troofus October 6, 2009

flying fuck

having sex in mid-air!for instance
1)in an aeroplane
2)when fucking on a swing

they had a flying fuck in the garden!

by ashwani fucker September 19, 2003

Flying Handkerchief

When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.

Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished

by RON NOCTRON April 16, 2007

Flying dodo bird

When a guy is capable of tying his penis in a knot and when he walks or jumps around his balls flap around it.

My boyfriend showed me his flying dodo bird then i had to un tie it. :P

by Balls McLongwood February 20, 2011