Float

Go to / come to (irish slang)

Float my gaf (Come to my house), Float dublin (come to dublin)

by Fuckwhoevertookmyname January 11, 2023

Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold

keep talking like that ill float you

by lucid kai January 25, 2023

Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

Flitters

An Irish slang for diarrhea, similar to Scutters.

Me arse is in Flitters after those 15 Guinesses.

by Gimpist1 February 2, 2023

Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)

First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.

by Mil3druid4 February 3, 2023

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023

floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023