Facebook Fabler

when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.

Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.

Barrett : How was it?

Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above

Barrett : Indeed

by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009

Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.

"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."

by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009

Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.

I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.

by nrs1970 June 24, 2010

facebook double-take

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.

"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"

by MamaRen May 1, 2010

Facebook Exhibitionism

When a person shares too much personal information on facebook, whether it's to draw attention or to make him/her feel important. Like other people even care about that stuff! Stop! It embarrasses your family, you big doof!

Evette felt as though no one in her house or school paid attention to her so she turned to her computer. As her psychologist explained, Facebook Exhibitionism is not a way to solve an inferiority complex, and it's a treatable disorder.

by p j g January 13, 2011

Facebook Spree

When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.

Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!

by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011

Facebook Jockey

A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.

Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.

Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.

Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out

by thatreaddealnigga May 14, 2011