fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

Fakery

A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.

The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.

by dollar bill yallz February 18, 2017

fuckerbox

A very fast, insulting box that screams at everyone.

I kicked that fuckerbox across the street for being an ignorant shit.

by Cat nibba June 16, 2017

facken

A mild term for fucking

You facken dildo what are you doing??

by Fackendildo July 30, 2017

Fucker Upper

Someone who fucks a lot of shit up

Urban dictionary not letting me Create a Dapper Upper explanation. What a bunch of Fucker Uppers

by Tank42069 July 4, 2018

Fucker

A nickname for an irritatingly person

You are a little fucker you

by Jeff4746363 December 6, 2018